I did some tests today. When the key is flipped forward, the sensors go high, but in the time the fuel pump primes, there's some interesting stuff going on with the cam and crank waves. Why does it get pulled down repeatedly like that? I was able to duplicate it many times by just flipping on the key.
The only change I made today was to take all of the grounds and run them to the head. So now literally everything with the exception of the wideband gets grounded to the head. The wideband is grounded in the kick panel area where the stock ground is located.
The frustration level is not going down. Good times.