You know, when is a kill in a minivan never funny and just serious? Can any minivan owner honestly say he's never been laughing the whole time while beating somebody else?
Anyway, leaving work the other day on my way off. I had to swing in and buy one part. On my way turning onto the road, I see 2 employees pull out (one had a 94-95 Mustang GT the other a Toyota Matrix), I had to wait for them and then I could make my turn. I just fixed my stumble so it was running fairly decent given for only 7psi of boost... So my eyes we're set on messing with the Mustang.
We get on the highway but someone else got between me and the Mustang so I couldnt mess with him there;
the only paved section of governmentally owned blacktop that's a legal drag strip, the on-ramp, and someone cuts between us! Well I'll try when I catch up.... nope he got on it and was too far ahead for me to cut in and out of traffic in a 1 1/2 ton brick.
I get off on my exit 2 exits ahead, and who do I see in front of me? Yay! Mustang!
...and Matrix.... Light turns green and Mustang is not having any of my BOV'ing, boosting, romping, debauchery-fun... Howwwwwever.... I leave the Mustang be and go on my way, as I'm accelerating in 1st gear the Matrix is right next to me.....
Hmmm, okay doke! Lets show the haters at work how mom's soccer van does. I see the Matrix nose go up and I drop the hammer. Just a quick trounce through 1st as the light changed to red in front of us. Alright, so I held him off, not a real race though... Light turns green and holy hell. This guy goes for it again, so I'm telling myself, this poor sap doesn't know what's about to go down... I smash it, light the tires up, hook and start pulling away... all the while he's trying to just pass me and look like a d*ck and I'm rolling!
I finally call it quits at 55 and he passes me....and the look on his face......... I can honestly say, I missed that look! I never got that in a 300+ WHP turbo VW, but in a van, and all the van owners know the look, it happens.... pure anger and shame!
so I'm just dying from laughter that this guy was trying so hard and got put back down by a van!
I thought that was it, I was going to post the story the night it happened... thankfully, I did not.....