DEARLY BELOVED
We gather here today...........full of loss and sorrow.......we have lost another avid TURBOMOPAR fan.
Do not weep for this forlorn lost soul doomed to wander the boring halls of comonplace ricedom for all his days..........(weeping slightly).....
Let us endeavor to remember him as he once was........full of life and energy and beaming with new ideas and insights.
Alas what wicked times we endure .....to be enticed by easy rice whispers...........
Those whispers softly in one's ear ........GET A BIG WING ON THE BACK OF YOUR RICE POT MOBILE.....PUT A HUGE BUMBLEBEE FART CAN ON...........NEON LIGHTS UNDER CAR MAKE IT FASTER........PUT YELLOW PLASTIC ON FRONT DASH....AND AN ELECTRIC SUPERCHARGER ..........The list goes on and on........
Perhaps the dunning blow can be feinted ever so slightly by educating the young....telling them how to survive in this fake poser phony world.......
how to read spark plugs......how to add a ground wire......how to "tune" a turbo car....how to plan ahead.
and in the words of the great humble tuner (k-brgs)
"laptops.......laptops.........we don't need no stinking laptops"
(throwng a hand full of oil dry on casket of" ricerdom" into the obscure sameness and void of silliness you must go.........
turning sadly i walk away.......
deuce