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    Talking Kill against a Honduh

    On my way to the bank tonight, I get a light next to a Honda with "Greddy" decal across the window, fart can and mangled front bumper.
    The kid looks at me, smiles and revs, all dramatic like.....oh boy. His friend in the passenger seat tells me I have a nice car and that the Honda is the quickest in town.

    I kinda nod and smile, like "Yeah, ok."...when the light goes, he chirps his tire and takes off all hard....I didn't do anything and take off normally....he lets out and I roll next to him. He starts to try to fart away from me and I let it rip. Wheel nearly jerks from my hand and tires howl from a 35 MPH roll, then "PSSSHHH!!". I shot a good 3 cars ahead almost instantly and had to slow down hard to avoid the car in front.
    The kid rolls up again and is all "Holy sh*t dude, that thing is badass!! What kind of car is that?".
    I tell him and ask what he has.....B16 swap, intake and exhaust. He just gives a thumbs up, shaking his head and farts away again.

    Nothing better than breezing into a town who's "baddest" car is a Civic with a BWhatever swap, making a lot of turbo noise and wiping the floor with whatever they got, then leaving them wondering "WTF???", lmao!

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    Re: Kill against a Honduh

    LOL B16 not much of a swap. 160HP and what 30 torque?


    I have a B17A1 in my honduh.

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    Re: Kill against a Honduh

    Quote Originally Posted by raccoon View Post
    LOL B16 not much of a swap. 160HP and what 30 torque?


    I have a B17A1 in my honduh.

    Is that 170hp and 32 ft/lbs?

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    Re: Kill against a Honduh

    yes, it only moves after 5300RPM but thats ok since it redlines at 8200

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    Re: Kill against a Honduh

    This is the funniest damn killed I've ever heard. I'm tearing of over here from this post. I can just see these two black guys driving this Civic all badass and gansta and a Turbo Dodge beating it. lmao

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    Re: Kill against a Honduh

    yeah there was a local guy near me thinking of swapping a B16 into a 99 EX and was dead set on it... all the rest of of us were trying to convince him to save money and swap in a LS B18 with a turbo over the overpriced B16. he wouldnt listen.

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    Re: Kill against a Honduh

    Great kill. I love storys like that

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    Re: Kill against a Honduh

    Quote Originally Posted by overlordsshadow View Post
    This is the funniest damn killed I've ever heard. I'm tearing of over here from this post. I can just see these two black guys driving this Civic all badass and gansta and a Turbo Dodge beating it. lmao
    Lmao i remember a day about 2 years ago in my 88 lebaron when i was heading into downtown following a friend of mine in a 200sx and we were going to uhart for a party. when this civic next to use started to play with my buddys in the 200sx and then he slowed down to start with me and asked me if it was turbo and i said yes and he never did anything all he did was play with the 200sx some more and i was mad DAMN IT!!!.

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