On my way to the bank tonight, I get a light next to a Honda with "Greddy" decal across the window, fart can and mangled front bumper.
The kid looks at me, smiles and revs, all dramatic like.....oh boy. His friend in the passenger seat tells me I have a nice car and that the Honda is the quickest in town.
I kinda nod and smile, like "Yeah, ok."...when the light goes, he chirps his tire and takes off all hard....I didn't do anything and take off normally....he lets out and I roll next to him. He starts to try to fart away from me and I let it rip. Wheel nearly jerks from my hand and tires howl from a 35 MPH roll, then "PSSSHHH!!". I shot a good 3 cars ahead almost instantly and had to slow down hard to avoid the car in front.
The kid rolls up again and is all "Holy sh*t dude, that thing is badass!! What kind of car is that?".
I tell him and ask what he has.....B16 swap, intake and exhaust. He just gives a thumbs up, shaking his head and farts away again.
Nothing better than breezing into a town who's "baddest" car is a Civic with a BWhatever swap, making a lot of turbo noise and wiping the floor with whatever they got, then leaving them wondering "WTF???", lmao!