I knew this kid about a year ago, he made the statement that a Escort GT could take my old Camaro, and my Shelby, any day of the week. Well...I made him cry today.
I was coming back from Omaha on the interstate, doing about 65MPH (gas milage) when a black Escort GT comes up pretty quick on me. As he gets to the side of me, he hits the brake, takes one look at my car, realizes who it is, and downshifts to take off. I let him get about a mile ahead of me, then leave it in fifth, and put the pedal to the floor. I get upwards to about 100MPH as I go around him, I change lanes at the last second, and pull up next to him, taking my foot off the gas. He looks at me, downshifts, and tries to pull away. I just put the pedal to the floor again, leave it in fifth, and trow away from him.
That'll teach him to mess with a Shelby!
(Kind of a dumb story, but I felt the urge to post it, along with his quote on my Shelby)
"I am very sorry about the last comment.... Just because you listen to all the music sounding like its a girl singing with lyrics talking about how there life is ---- and how much they hate some girl is ridiculous. I didnt mean for those harsh word to come out of my mouth! I are such a horriable personn sumetimes. I dont wish to be that way, but when I am stuck listening to bull ---- stories of some ---- bomb 80's charger going 800mph in first gear... I just dont know what to do. I can only sit here and dream of one day having a mopar. O how I will love putting oil in it every six seconds :D To bad the hemi had to be the worst out of all motors in the 60's..... It is proven but not everyone haves a brain.... well one that works. But this is only something I can assume thus making me an ---, but it is ok with me and also for you cause I already know the saying like father like son. Both you and your dad are very closed minded and you know it all (maybe you do?). I for one, know nothing and am ok with that, but you Paul are a story only few have the honor of knowing. Anyone thinking he is a great driver (lawl) and can beat anyone is a race is funny. Especially because you have only have ---- cars with famous names. I do like the camaro and think its a step up from the charger, but consider the fact both dont have the balls to beat any ford escorts. Please assume I mean mine, Cause you know it's faster.... Everything I said has statics backing them up :D (I do suck at driving, I did wreck) But enough with this meaningless rant about you and your life, which I must say is in all ways better than mine :D Seems I feel another rant coming on. You are a great person with a lot to offer to someone..... I mean look at you... Crazy hair, crappy music taste, slow cars...etc"
Who needs to set him straight?
