The van's first kill

[Dave]

So! On my way back to my house to pick up the girlfriend's car. On the notorious race track of our road where it goes into 1 lane after the light. I'm in the van, and I pull into the slow lane to pass the rest of traffic. I see a newer Honda Civic pull out of line and right behind me. Okay don't think anything of it. When I turn into the existing lane the Honda tries passing me. No sir, I wont have that. I slam it and try peddling it to avoid overboost (something in the WG is seized b/c it sat for a year). I peddle it to the win of her right behind me.

Okay sweet. :cool: First kill. It's gets better my friends! The road eventually opens back up to 4 lanes. The Honda passes me and lays on the horn and the passenger flicks me off. *HOW OFFENSIVE!* It tries passing me again, F that! I nail it and cut the piece off. Buahaha.

We both end up at a redlight immediately afterwards. I had to be a dick and roll my window to say, "A minivan? Ouch...." They gave me a look of pure confusion. BTW they were both chicks!

I told a few people the story and no one understood except for my dad. *sigh(* I supposes it's a turbo thing.

[BARRON]

Now now now... play nice with the kiddies. Be a respectible man in that minivan.. STOP ACTING LIKE ME!! haha!!
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[Frank]

Tisk Tisk. You have to let the chicks win so you can win! Oh wait! You are in a minivan. Nevermind! HAHAHAHAH j/k

[BARRON]

haha! yah.. your not cool anyways. give it up! :p

[Directconnection]

That's a great way to keep your virginity in tact, Bryan.

Next time... throw a mattress in the back and an 8-track playing with Barry white all the while letting them win and you could have had a... how do you say in French? Ah yes.... massage a twat?

[GLHSKEN]

Dad will know shortly

[Dave]

Dad knew as of last night. :p Thanks though.

I wouldn't of rubbed it in their faces if they hadn't flicked me off. All's fair.

[Whorse]

I find around here all the girls that try and race are morons. Guys are a lot more respectful. Only girl that ever beat me was in a vette, and it wasn't by much. Guys who lose with their girlfriends in the car are funny though. They get upset, and usually the girlfriends laugh at them for it.

[WVRampage]

Im glad to hear you beat them but why didnt you get there numbers while you were at it I mean you do have a VAN now.

[Dave]

Im glad to hear you beat them but why didnt you get there numbers while you were at it I mean you do have a VAN now.

Didn't you read? ;) The g/f was with me. hehehe

[WVRampage]

Didn't you read? ;) The g/f was with me. hehehe

well you were taking her home you should have Aranged another race after you took her home.......

[BARRON]

Maybe he is a man of virtue,respect and honor...hmmmmm... ever think of that?...
























Me neither.... but it sounds good.

[93sundance]

On the notorious race track of our road where it goes into 1 lane after the light. I'm in the van, and I pull into the slow lane to pass the rest of traffic

There used to be a stretch of road like that in the town I used to live in. They got rid of the right lane before, and after the light to stop street racing! They turned it into a right turn lane. That was one of my favorite places to race at.

Nice kill man. It sounds like it would have been pretty funny to see. You should keep a video recorder in your car for situations like that.

[93sundance]

Guys who lose with their girlfriends in the car are funny though. They get upset, and usually the girlfriends laugh at them for it.

I love beating guys with their girlfriends in the car!! It is so funny!
That reminds me of the time I pulled up next to a supercharged Grand Prix GTP in my Sundance Duster. I had a 300 lbs friend in my car, so I knew it was going to be a close race. The driver was a preppy lookin guy, and the passenger was a hot chick. I gave him a rev and the powersteering made a loud squeek. They started laughing. Light turns green and be both take of spinning. I shift to second and jump ahead a little. His front bumper stayed at my rear 1/4 panel the whole race. I could hear his supercharger whining loud. We probably hit 80-90 mph before he gave up and just got behind me, lol. At the next light I let him get beside me, then I look over and laugh, then I take a right turn while spinning the tire and filling the road up with smoke.
My car only had a mitsupoopy N/A SOHC 3.0L V-6, and he couldn't beat it with a supercharged 3.8L, lol.....it was priceless :amen:

Then there was another time I raced a GTP at the track, while the dude's girlfriend was recording the race. I ran a 14.44, he ran a 14.5X..hehehe