TM themesong?

[cordes]

What is the TM themesong.

[Scottmon]

"Boot to the Head"? ;)

[cordes]

"Boot to the Head"? ;)

That is definatly a new one in these threads, but it is an understandable choice.

[Riverratt]

Turbo Lover...Judas Priest

[Holley]

Can't stop the rock! :D

[Riverratt]

LOL here are a few more!! :p


Bruce Springsteen - I´m On Fire

Canned Heat - On The Road Again


Gap Band - Burn Rubber

Jerry Lee Lewis - Great Balls of Fire

Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Child

Joan Jett - I Hate Myself For Loving You

Kiss - Heaven's On Fire

LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out

Moby – Flower

molly hatchet - flirtin' with disaster

Nine Inch Nails - The Perfect Drug

Rob Zombie – Dragula

Rob Zombie – Superbeast

queen - one vision

The Cult – Firewoman

Sam And Dave - Hold On, I'm Coming

Travis tritt - i like my women a little on the trashy side

U2 - Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me

[Scottmon]

One of Ken's favorites: "Back in Black"! :thumb:

[cordes]

I can't believe that no one has mentioned POS car by adam sandler yet.

My vote would go to either motor breath by metalica, or one piece at a time by johnny cash.

[TurboGLH]

Theme song from the A-Team....

[cordes]

Theme song from the A-Team....

Sometimes I think it should be the MacGyver theme song.

Dadada DA da da da.

[Scottmon]

Sometimes I think it should be the MacGyver theme song.


:amen: And occasionally "These Boots were made for Walking" is appropriate. *SNORT*

[Clay]

Rush - Red Barchetta

[cordes]

:amen: And occasionally "These Boots were made for Walking" is appropriate. *SNORT*

Yeah, I had never been left stranded and forced to walk due to one of my TDs until this summer. it was a mere 5mi. though.

I was humming "I would walk 500 miles." the whole time.

[3Bar_Mopar]

"Relentless" by Strapping Young Lad.:eyebrows:

Also..."Jesus Built My Hotrod" by Ministry:evil:

[TurboGLH]

"Relentless" by Strapping Young Lad.:eyebrows:

Also..."Jesus Built My Hotrod" by Ministry:evil:

Both awesome songs.

[turbojerk]

Pantera....Walk
:thumb:

[3Bar_Mopar]

Pantera....Walk
:thumb:

Fitting, since that's what we have to do when we own a TD!:p

[GLHSKEN]

LOL.. The mods were discussing "songs" this morning.. a Cinderella song came to mind thanks to that "fella" JT

you don't know what you've got...till it's gone....

[slasky]

Turbo Lover...Judas Priest

I used to love that song until I realized he was singing it to another guy.:D

[cordes]

I used to love that song until I realized he was singing it to another guy.:D

If you ever get to see those guys live you have got to check it out. They were awesome.

[bansheenut420]

Rush - Red Barchetta

+1 Thats a goood car song :nod:

[TurbododgePirate]

"Alive" You know the one they use for the US army Commercials. Come to think of it, Maybe it's Awake......

[GLHSKEN]

+1 Thats a goood car song :nod:

+2 red barchetta!!!

[CSX321]

+2 red barchetta!!!
+3 You can just feel the wind in your hair when Alex breaks into that guitar solo in the bridge. Well, if you have hair. :D

Another couple of good ones, although from a slightly lesser-known band, are Breakdown ("Oh, what a lousy excuse for a car. One mile to go, but I can't push it that far. I think I've had enough. I think I'll give it up!" :p ) and K-Car by Relient K.

Or what's that song by Johnny Cash where he builds a car from all the parts he brings home in his lunchbox? Oh, yeah, One Piece At A Time.

[Whorse]

I think we need something a bit more stereotypical 80s, since that's where most of our cars were made and where the famous early 90s ones were bred from.

Some songs I blast in my car with the top down in the summer:

Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane
Van Halen - Jump
Flock Of Seagulls - I Ran
Whitesnake - Here I Go Again
Europe - Final Countdown
Def Leppard - Foolin
Toto - Hold The Line
Rod Stewart - Young Turks (GTA SA Did This To Me)
Quiet Riot - Cum On Feel The Noise
Foreigner - Cold As Ice (My Favourite Pick, Because We Are In Fact, As Cold As Ice (To VTECs))

[Tony Hanna]

Rush rocks there's no doubt about it, but I was thinking something more along the lines of I am the Highway by Audioslave, or maybe some George Thorogood like Ride on Josephine.
For the breakdowns and aggrivation, it'd have to be 1000 Dollar Car by The Bottle Rockets.
Tony

[slasky]

If you ever get to see those guys live you have got to check it out. They were awesome.
I did see them back in the 80s, twice, as well as Dio,Accept, Iron Maiden, Twisted sister, Ozzy, and Rush. I miss the 80s:( . Maybe that is why I have an 85 Shelby Charger.

[GLHSKEN]

Or what's that song by Johnny Cash where he builds a car from all the parts he brings home in his lunchbox? Oh, yeah, One Piece At A Time.


There has never been a more appropriate song than Mr Cash's named above.

[SMPerformance]

What is the TM themesong.

TM themesong should be the one in the video a fan sent me

http://www.turbo-mopar.com/forums/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=253&cat=500&ppuser=11

[GLHSKEN]

Too Funny!!! But all I got was sound.. no vid...

Classic song

[cordes]

Too Funny!!! But all I got was sound.. no vid...

Classic song


+1.

As I follow the L-body suspension thread at boostedmopar.com, and I look at the mishmash of parts on my omni and shadow I too am beggining to think that one piece at a time might be the way to go.

[Dietro]

Jerry Lee Lewis - Great Balls of Fire

That was definitely the theme song for the '86 SC I had. It was the vehicle that convinced me to carry a fire extinguisher with me in the car at all time. ;)

[Dietro]

Van Halen - Jump

Jump is a good song, but the real "car song" on 1984 was Panama. The opening drums are among the best opening of any song ever. :drum:

[Scottmon]

Always thought the drums had a nice "cam sound" at the beginning of "Hot for Teacher".

[Dietro]

Doh...you are right, it is Hot for Teacher. Panama is still a great car song though.. ;)

[Whorse]

Eruption isn't bad, but no lyrics and kind of short. Hot For Teacher sounds good, but they lyrics don't relate. Jump has the overpowering 1980s Synthesizer that somehow just seems appropriate in my car

[Directconnection]

Golden Earing's "Radar Love" or the newer version done by White lion in the late '80's

Turbo Lover is right up there as well

OR... Highway Star by Deep Purple.

Remember guys... the tune needs to have balls. Not sound like Barry Manilow on Estrogen!


With that... anything by Dream Theater!

BTW... if people nominate a temporary tune, I can create a TurboMopar song soley for this site. I have quite a few unrecorded heavy tunes thanks to my "Riff O' Matic" (Strat and Marshall)

[Murphy]

Judas Priest - Turbo Lover (http://www.projectjack.com/TD/Judas%20Priest%20-%20Turbo%20Lover.mp3)

Adam Sandler - POS car (http://www.projectjack.com/TD/POScar.mp3)

Ozzy - Thunder Underground (http://www.projectjack.com/TD/TU.wma )

[Whorse]

Fuel by Metallica hasn't been mentioned yet, which is pretty new for our cars but not bad.

Going the Distance by Cake is another

Speedfreak by Motorhead...

[bansheenut420]

Going the Distance by Cake is another

Yeah thats another good one :thumb:

[bansheenut420]

Don't know why I just thought of this. Probably because I am listining to Tom Petty at work tonight, but I think "wont back down" also is a very good song for TD's. :evil:

[Blue Iroc R/T]

Since I'm a couple years older than most of you, I'll suggest a couple from the past: :thumb:

"You make me so very happy" by Blood, Sweat & Tears. Just think about your TD while listening to the words. :amen:

OR

"Spinning Wheels" also by BS&T

[Blue Iroc R/T]

Don't know why I just thought of this. Probably because I am listining to Tom Petty at work tonight, but I think "wont back down" also is a very good song for TD's. :evil:

I like that one! Very appropriate! :nod:

[cordes]

Since I'm a couple years older than most of you, I'll suggest a couple from the past: :thumb:

"You make me so very happy" by Blood, Sweat & Tears. Just think about your TD while listening to the words. :amen:

OR

"Spinning Wheels" also by BS&T


That is most certainly the forst time that BS&W has been busted out in one of these threads. :D

[The S is Silent]

I can't believe this hasn't been suggested yet. It's K Car by Relient K.

Is it just a car
Or is it so much more?
It's a superstar
With the gas to the floor.
Zero to sixty in remarkable time.
It's the automobile that's top of the line.
We got a k car on the road of life.
We're gonna get far if the driver's Christ.

Is it just a car
Or is it so much more?
It's a superstar
With the gas to the floor.
In a drag race all the others fall
And Brandon Ebel just gave us a call.

[R/T]

Queen, "I'm in love with my car"

" Love my girl, had to forget her -
Just had to buy a new carburettor"

"She made tracks, saying this is the end now,
cars don't talk back, they'er just 4 wheel friends now"

Best ever..... :p

[CSX321]

I can't believe this hasn't been suggested yet. It's K Car by Relient K.

I suggested it in post #24, along with Breakdown:
http://www.turbo-mopar.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1749&postcount=24

I love Relient K. My oldest daughter is kind of exhasperated that I always have her Relient K CDs in my car.

[Mario]

Pretty much anything by AC/DC....
Thunderstruck
TNT
Back in Black
Hells Bells
Stiff Upper Lip

[cordes]

Pretty much anything by AC/DC....
Thunderstruck
TNT
Back in Black
Hells Bells
Stiff Upper Lip

Our cars are small, but they do have BIG BALLS!

I will give you a call if/when AC/DC comes around this year, as I can't wait to see them again, and there will probably be a lot of us going.

[contraption22]

To the tune of "1985" by Bowling for Soup.

Daytona, Lebaron
Before Eclipse and Talon;
There were two-two's with T3's,
and Omni's built by Carrol Shelby.

These riceboys in high school,
They tell us that we're uncool.
We're still preoccupied
with 1985.

[Mario]

Our cars are small, but they do have BIG BALLS!

I will give you a call if/when AC/DC comes around this year, as I can't wait to see them again, and there will probably be a lot of us going.

Sounds good man. I've only seen them once and that was at Molson Canadian Rocks Toronto (Sars Concert).

To the tune of "1985" by Bowling for Soup.

Daytona, Lebaron
Before Eclipse and Talon;
There were two-two's with T3's,
and Omni's built by Carrol Shelby.

These riceboys in high school,
They tell us that we're uncool.
We're still preoccupied
with 1985.

Yes, Mike. Good lyrics....but man is that song annoying.

[cordes]

Sounds good man. I've only seen them once and that was at Molson Canadian Rocks Toronto (Sars Concert).



Wow, I was there too. They put on an awesome show that day. My roomate is still miffed about how poor the rolling stones set was. I guess if one like the stones weaker stuff it would be great, but we were not impressed.

There full on stage show is even better.:thumb:

[Tony Fields]

"Fast as You" :thumb: by Dwight Yoakam

[3nglenn]

With that... anything by Dream Theater! :thumb: :thumb: :nod:

(quote by Directconnection)

[BadFastGTC]

While these are cool suggestions, I penned this a while ago. SIgn it to the Beverly Hillbillies song...

One Friday night I went racin' at the track
A Homo in a Honda started spewin' out some smack
I said, "Hey Boy, wanna race me for some dough?"
The Import Boy replied, "I think your car's too slow"
V-Tech Boy, Cheese slicer wing, Decal car

When we lined up at the tree, I launched at 7 grand,
The Home in the Honda was windin' out his rubber band,
I looked up in my mirror at the top of second gear,
I saw the import ricer boy 10 car lengths in my rear
FWD, Intercooled, Turbocharged

Once back in the pits I wanted Ricer dude's cold cash
All the little ricer boy did was cry and pee his pants
He'd lost so bad he whined and asked "What the hell did you do?"
I smiled and said "You got a heapin' helping of my Turbo 2.2"
Intercooled, turbocharged, Ya'll come back now, Ya hear?











Golden Earing's "Radar Love" or the newer version done by White lion in the late '80's

Turbo Lover is right up there as well

OR... Highway Star by Deep Purple.

Remember guys... the tune needs to have balls. Not sound like Barry Manilow on Estrogen!


With that... anything by Dream Theater!

BTW... if people nominate a temporary tune, I can create a TurboMopar song soley for this site. I have quite a few unrecorded heavy tunes thanks to my "Riff O' Matic" (Strat and Marshall)

[Mario]

Haha. That's awesome steve.

[cordes]

While these are cool suggestions, I penned this a while ago. SIgn it to the Beverly Hillbillies song...

One Friday night I went racin' at the track
A Homo in a Honda started spewin' out some smack
I said, "Hey Boy, wanna race me for some dough?"
The Import Boy replied, "I think your car's too slow"
V-Tech Boy, Cheese slicer wing, Decal car

When we lined up at the tree, I launched at 7 grand,
The Home in the Honda was windin' out his rubber band,
I looked up in my mirror at the top of second gear,
I saw the import ricer boy 10 car lengths in my rear
FWD, Intercooled, Turbocharged

Once back in the pits I wanted Ricer dude's cold cash
All the little ricer boy did was cry and pee his pants
He'd lost so bad he whined and asked "What the hell did you do?"
I smiled and said "You got a heapin' helping of my Turbo 2.2"
Intercooled, turbocharged, Ya'll come back now, Ya hear?


You are lucky I decided to read this post before getting some protien to drink. Otherwise, you would have owed me $100 for a new keyboard and moniter, probably a floor cleaning too. That second line almost made me piss myself.:lol:

This song deserves dancing banannas.

:dancingbana: :dancingbana: :dancingbana: :dancingbana: :dancingbana: :dancingbana: :dancingbana: :dancingbana: :dancingbana:

[Directconnection]

To the tune of "1985" by Bowling for Soup.

Daytona, Lebaron
Before Eclipse and Talon;
There were two-two's with T3's,
and Omni's built by Carrol Shelby.

These riceboys in high school,
They tell us that we're uncool.
We're still preoccupied
with 1985.

Is this realy a tune or one of your's, Mike?

[Mario]

Is this realy a tune or one of your's, Mike?

Mike decided to rightfully modify the lyrics.

[JohnnyLightning86]

Cool the engines - Boston
Born too slow - The Crystal Method
K Car - Relient K

[JohnnyLightning86]

Here's another one.

Copperhead Road - Steve Earle

These lines kind of sounds like something a TM guy would do.


Daddy ran whisky in a big black Dodge,
Bought it at an auction at the Mason's Lodge.
Johnson county sheriff painted on the side.
Just shot a coat of primer all over the side

Well him and my uncle tore that engine down
I still remember that rumblin sound...

[Directconnection]

As cool as Blood Sweat and Tears are, and other tunes out there... nothing is more fitting than Judas Priest's "Turbo Lover."

I'm not the hugest JP fan, and would rather listen to BS+T, but gotta admit, the heavy tune has all the right attributes. I haven't heard/noticed the K-car song.... that one sounds like it fits like a glove as well (or almost).

My favorite band is Yngwie Malmsteen (and Dream Theater) and would rather hear one of their's as a theme tune, but like I said... picture a noob coming to the forum and Turbo Lover pops up. Just has the bestest theme to it (of course... my opinion. But like I say from time to time: everyone is entitled to my opinion):evil:

[reject]

Offspring - Bad habit

[Tony Hanna]

Offspring - Bad habit

Another good one.:thumb:
I've still got the SDAC video set to Bad Habit saved on my computer at home.

[reject]

Another good one.:thumb:
I've still got the SDAC video set to Bad Habit saved on my computer at home.


i need that vid again! was looking for it after i posted the song .. and i cant find it on my slushbox... GIVE ME!!!!!

[Tony Hanna]

i need that vid again! was looking for it after i posted the song .. and i cant find it on my slushbox... GIVE ME!!!!!
I'd be happy too when I get home, but I've got a dialup connection so it would take awhile.:(

[3nglenn]

Tom Petty "Learning to Fly"...;)

[shelbyplaya]

piece of $hit car - adam sandler

[GLHS592]

Any song with the line "Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom" has to be the ultimate car song. Panama! Panama-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Panama!

[CSX321]

I suggested it in post #24, along with Breakdown:
http://www.turbo-mopar.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1749&postcount=24

I love Relient K. My oldest daughter is kind of exhasperated that I always have her Relient K CDs in my car.
Arise, thread...

Just wanted to say that I got to see Relient K on Saturday night! Very short set, though, because it was outside and it started raining. :(

[butchsuppe]

Queen, "I'm in love with my car"

" Love my girl, had to forget her -
Just had to buy a new carburettor"

"She made tracks, saying this is the end now,
cars don't talk back, they'er just 4 wheel friends now"

Best ever..... :p
I 2nd that, sing that to myself all the time !!!!

[butchsuppe]

Born to be wild- steppenwolf

[cordes]

Brining this thread back from the dead big time here, but I thought this deserved a nomination.

http://www.turbo-mopar.com/forums/showpost.php?p=340962&postcount=10

[TurbododgePirate]

Johnny Cash Hurt: (Modified by turbododgepirate)

I hurt myself today
to see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
the only thing that's real
the Piston tears a hole
the old familiar sting
try to kill it all away
but I remember everything
what have I become?
my sweetest friend
ever dodge I know
goes away in the end
and you could have it all
my empire of parts

It will let you down
It will make you hurt

I wear this pentastar of thorns
upon my bucket chair
full of broken parts
I cannot repair
beneath the stains of time
the feelings disappear
boost is somewhere else
I am still right here

what have I become?
my sweetest friend
every dodge I know
goes away in the end
and you could have it all
my empire of parts

It will let me down
It will make me hurt

if I could start again
a million miles away
I would keep my neon
I would find a way

[cordes]

That's pretty good too, and it would be very powerful if you actually sang it with the music and what not. It is a good tune to start with.

[skitzo_inc]

Nine Inch Nails Hurt: (Modified by turbododgepirate)

I hurt myself today
to see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
the only thing that's real
the Piston tears a hole
the old familiar sting
try to kill it all away
but I remember everything
what have I become?
my sweetest friend
ever dodge I know
goes away in the end
and you could have it all
my empire of parts

It will let you down
It will make you hurt

I wear this pentastar of thorns
upon my bucket chair
full of broken parts
I cannot repair
beneath the stains of time
the feelings disappear
boost is somewhere else
I am still right here

what have I become?
my sweetest friend
every dodge I know
goes away in the end
and you could have it all
my empire of parts

It will let me down
It will make me hurt

if I could start again
a million miles away
I would keep my neon
I would find a way

Fixed!

Also, Two Ton Paperweight by Pyschostick.

[rich tideswell]

I can't believe that no one has mentioned POS car by adam sandler yet.

:clap:

[turbovanman]

Also..."Jesus Built My Hotrod" by Ministry:evil:

One of my all time favourites, :nod:

[skitzo_inc]

NSFW LYRICS

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FDy3kV8Kuu4

I'm going to make this song and put pictures of TM's in there, lol

[88_pacifica]

I can't believe that no one has mentioned POS car by adam sandler yet...

:clap:

Edit: Sorry folks... I WAS going to link to it, but it has the word "$hit" in the title/url and that's disabled here.

Please disregard... :(

damm filters....

[TurbododgePirate]

Fixed!

Also, Two Ton Paperweight by Pyschostick.

Nah, I prefer Johnny Cash's version. The NIN one is ok, but unnecessary swearing.

[RoadWarrior222]

Brining this thread back from the dead big time here, but I thought this deserved a nomination.

http://www.turbo-mopar.com/forums/showpost.php?p=340962&postcount=10

Thanks Cordes...

This calls for a re-write... Simon's Song Remix:TM theme extended edit.

Got those bust up worn out turbo bearing blues.
Try to get ahead but I always seem to lose
She's belching the smoke of hades
and I've tapped out all my maybes,
Ain't nothing broke what can't be broke some more.

I can't seem to keep drivin' what I choose
I sure would not wish anyone in my shoes
Corrosion's eaten out my head.
Right after my block crapped the bed,
Working damn hard just to even up the score.

(for the L bodies)

And when I think I'm in for some good news,
Ran a twelve and thought she'd take some more abuse,
I got a cal and flashed the SMEC
But getting out I hit the deck,
'cause my foot went through the rusted out floor.

(for the P bodies)

Now the CSX wasn't styled by no Chip Foose,
But I like to plant my foot and let her loose,
Found a window scraper on eBay,
But when I got it fitted today,
The hood pops up everytime I slam the door.

My transaxle started slipping while in boost,
In hydraulic terms I guess it blew a fuse,
I worked all day, put a used tranny in,
But first time out it threw the pin,
There's a peloquin in my future now for sure.

I just can't take these broken mopar blues
With my wrenching time I thought I'd paid my dues
This metal's always cussing me
I'm gonna need a fixing spree
Gotta hope to find myself a decent core

This time I'll make good'n'sure there's no excuse,
I'll chase the bugs, exorcise them damn voodoos,
New headgasket, valve stem seals,
Save for the best and miss some meals,
I was never rich but now I'm fricking poor.

Gonna spin some nuts and tighten up some screws
Gonna soup her up and give her some more juice
Gonna buckle down and do it right
Gonna wrench all day and wrench all night,
Ain't nothing fixed what can't be fixed some more.

[cordes]

That is by far the best origional work ever brought to one of the theme song threads. You have got to put that one on tape too!

[csxtra]

For Frank/Bucar/Slasky/etc:

How about Knights in White Satin by the Moody Blues, which contains the line:
"Gazing at people" :D

[cordes]

For Frank/Bucar/Slasky/etc:

How about Knights in White Satin by the Moody Blues, which contains the line:
"Gazing at people" :D

"Frank and Bucar hand in hand, just what the truth is we all understand." :lol:

[ShelGame]

Going the Distance by Cake is another


Or, Satan is My Motor also by Cake...

[shadow88]

What is the TM themesong.

To me, it will always be this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUMGG0LHvUU

[black86glhs]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0FUvLfxyp0
I think this describes this crowd pretty darn well.:thumb:

[AMoparGirl]

To the tune of "1985" by Bowling for Soup.

Daytona, Lebaron
Before Eclipse and Talon;
There were two-two's with T3's,
and Omni's built by Carrol Shelby.

These riceboys in high school,
They tell us that we're uncool.
We're still preoccupied
with 1985.

AWESOME! I LOVE THAT SONG!
And yours too!

[BadAssPerformance]

^^^ that is good :clap:

[cordes]

That is really good

[contraption22]

Thanks!

[WVRampage]

You have a lot of time on your hands cause that is awsome.

[contraption22]

Haha What's funny is I posted that 2.5 years ago when that song was still current lol

[JohnnyLightning86]

I'd say "Cool the Engines" by Boston is appropriate.

Well I like takin off
Don't like burnin out
Everytime you turn it on
Makes me wanna shout

We keep gettin hotter
Movin way too fast
If we don't slow this fire down
We're not gonna last

Cool the engines
Redline's hittin near
Cool the engines
Better take it out of gear

I'm no fool gonna keep it cool
Take it day by day
We don't know where we might go
Until we make it all the way

Take me for a ride
Take me all the way
Take where I've never been
To some place I can stay

Don't get yourself too hot
Don't get yourself too high
If we don't slow this fire down
We can kiss it all goodbye
.......

[t3rse]

jesus built my hotrod...ministry.

[Blue Iroc R/T]

To the tune of The Beach Boys, Little Deuce Coupe;

Turbo TWO TWO
You don't know what I got
Turbo TWO TWO
You don't know what I got

Well I'm not braggin' babe so don't put me down
But I've got the fastest set of wheels in town
When something comes up to me he don't even try
Cause if I had a set of wings man I know she could fly
She's my Turbo TWO TWO
You don't know what I got
(My Turbo TWO TWO)
(You don't know what I got)

Just a Turbo TWO TWO with a 16 Vee mill
But she'll walk a stock Five O like (she's) it's standin' still
She's ported and relieved and she's stroked and bored.
She'll do a hundred and fifty with the top end floored
She's my Turbo TWO TWO
You don't know what I got
(My Turbo TWO TWO)
(You don't know what I got)

She's got a competition clutch with the five sixty eight
And she purrs like a kitten till the Turbo spools late
And if that aint enough to make you flip your lid
There's one more thing, I got the pink slip daddy

And comin' off the line when the light turns green
Well she blows 'em outta the water like you never seen
I get pushed out of shape and a lot of torque steer
When I burn rubber thru the first three gears

She's my Turbo TWO TWO
You don't know what I got
(My Turbo TWO TWO)
(You don't know what I got)
She's my Turbo TWO TWO
You don't know what I got
(My Turbo TWO TWO)
(You don't know what I got)
She's my Turbo TWO TWO
You don't know what I got

[Nemesismachine]

I would have gone with Johnny Cash as well, but "One Piece At A Time."

[black86glhs]

"Little old lady from Pasadena" by Jan & Dean.

"Parked in her old rickety garage is a brand new shiny red super stock dodge!":thumb:

[dodgeshadowchik]

haha! you guys have come up with some good lyrics, there!

what about "danger zone" from that movie about fighter jets. ;)

[black86glhs]

haha! you guys have come up with some good lyrics, there!

what about "danger zone" from that movie about fighter jets. ;)
That is only for the ones that run!:D:eyebrows:

[RoadWarrior222]

I used to play that in my tape deck.... but it made my gas mileage suck.

[ScarlettNova]

omg..i cant BELIEVE no one has mentioned the BEST SONG for these cars.. imho.

Arrogant worms- horizon


From the deepest, darkest depths of...whitby!
Comes this sordid tale of speed...
Murderous mayhem..
Cataclysmic combustion...
Picturesque powered pistons...
Accellerating automotive alarms...
Stunningly stupifying stereo stunts!
One man... a dream... a car... a 1984... plymouth... horizon...

I loved the car from tail to grill
I wouldn't change a thing
I wouldn't trade the ashtray
For the queen's engagement ring
But things they started going wrong
And went from bad to worse
The clutch went kinda funny
Then i couldn't use reverse
Still i loved my baby
And would not admit defeat
Just because it left a trail
Of rust along the street
It kept on running bravely
On duct tape and a prayer
Plus a monthly tribute to
The guy who did repairs
It all seems so unfair (the man was glad the day he bought)

Horizon!
Horizon!

Till one day on the parking lot
They called 401
My car became the meat between
A buick-honda bun
I saw some parts go flying
That you really need to drive
My car had become roadkill
Though it never was alive
Left a muffler in the passing lane
A hubcap in the slow
The windshield on the median
A headlight in the snow
And as i skidded off the road
The other drivers laughed
My middle-finger greeting
Would be my epitaph
Death would come at last (here lies the man who dared to buy)

Horizon!

Now i look at my bent fender
The twisted wheel rim
I wonder if horizon
Will ever drive again
But i know that this was not the end
Road warriors die hard
And i signed this mr. iacoca's
Organ donor card
The steel will get recycled
And they'll build another car
Bigger, faster, stronger
An automotive star
My quest will then begin
And revenge will soon be mine
As i drive my gleaming three-door
Orange chrysler frankenstein
Searching for that buick
To try to end its days
We'll settle off the score
And then we'll drive away (the sun will rise again on the)

Horizon!
My horizon!
My horizon!

[WVRampage]

I used to play that in my tape deck.... but it made my gas mileage suck.

It has that effect on more that just your car.I know It use to come on in the mountains and I would haul.

[bakes]

From the wraith sound track Never surrender by Lion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c2o0EjvE-U

[bakes]

I hope that link works ok.

[shadow88]

omg..i cant BELIEVE no one has mentioned the BEST SONG for these cars.. imho.

Arrogant worms- horizon


From the deepest, darkest depths of...whitby!
Comes this sordid tale of speed...
Murderous mayhem..
Cataclysmic combustion...
Picturesque powered pistons...
Accellerating automotive alarms...
Stunningly stupifying stereo stunts!
One man... a dream... a car... a 1984... plymouth... horizon...

I loved the car from tail to grill
I wouldn't change a thing
I wouldn't trade the ashtray
For the queen's engagement ring
But things they started going wrong
And went from bad to worse
The clutch went kinda funny
Then i couldn't use reverse
Still i loved my baby
And would not admit defeat
Just because it left a trail
Of rust along the street
It kept on running bravely
On duct tape and a prayer
Plus a monthly tribute to
The guy who did repairs
It all seems so unfair (the man was glad the day he bought)

Horizon!
Horizon!

Till one day on the parking lot
They called 401
My car became the meat between
A buick-honda bun
I saw some parts go flying
That you really need to drive
My car had become roadkill
Though it never was alive
Left a muffler in the passing lane
A hubcap in the slow
The windshield on the median
A headlight in the snow
And as i skidded off the road
The other drivers laughed
My middle-finger greeting
Would be my epitaph
Death would come at last (here lies the man who dared to buy)

Horizon!

Now i look at my bent fender
The twisted wheel rim
I wonder if horizon
Will ever drive again
But i know that this was not the end
Road warriors die hard
And i signed this mr. iacoca's
Organ donor card
The steel will get recycled
And they'll build another car
Bigger, faster, stronger
An automotive star
My quest will then begin
And revenge will soon be mine
As i drive my gleaming three-door
Orange chrysler frankenstein
Searching for that buick
To try to end its days
We'll settle off the score
And then we'll drive away (the sun will rise again on the)

Horizon!
My horizon!
My horizon!

That's awesome! Extra-special-cool for being from the town right beside where I live. I'll be watching some of those videos on youtube.

[cordes]

That's awesome! Extra-special-cool for being from the town right beside where I live. I'll be watching some of those videos on youtube.

If you can find the actual song on there please post it up. I searched for it the other day and couldn't find it for the life of me.